Today’s Lesbian Pirates From Outer Space has 50% more WTF than the last page!
Polka dot Minnie Mouse dress!
I made this yesterday. It’s the first dress I’ve made recently that I feel is really polished. I love it. It’s this pattern again, same as my Miss Frizzle dress.
I was reading some fashion section of a magazine while in a waiting room, and it said polka dots were in, so long as they were small, or else you end up looking like Minnie Mouse, but I like my MM dress.
Fonda Bullet Bra, someday I will own you.
This would make for a very awesome, very expensive, very sexy lesbian pirate from outer space cosplay.
I think this is my favorite dress in the entire world. Look at all this beadwork. It’s so beyond fancy! And it was only $8 at Goodwill. (And it makes my butt look amaaaaazing.)
Also, I am learning more and more about makeup and now looking like a fancy clown is merely optional rather than mandatory. An option I will choose many times. But not today.
Fish shoe by
Shit! I need that.