megan rosalarian gedris
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laughingsquid:

Hue, A Smart Toaster That Toasts Bread to the Desired Color



Who likes burned toast? Who the fuck is sitting there, loving burned toast, demanding that it be a setting on every toaster and making it possible for my toast to look like Satan’s turds? I just don’t understand. But good for this toaster being invented to be all like “This is golden brown, I will now release it from my clutches instead of holding onto it like it’s a dying loved one until it’s as black as outer space.”

officialpepsi:

laughingsquid:

Hue, A Smart Toaster That Toasts Bread to the Desired Color

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Who likes burned toast? Who the fuck is sitting there, loving burned toast, demanding that it be a setting on every toaster and making it possible for my toast to look like Satan’s turds? I just don’t understand. But good for this toaster being invented to be all like “This is golden brown, I will now release it from my clutches instead of holding onto it like it’s a dying loved one until it’s as black as outer space.”