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Sneaky peek at my Smut Peddler story!

Everyone knows witches eat virgins or something. Our poor protagonist is terrified about what’s going to happen to her at midnight when a witch comes to town. It’s 13 pages long and has some of the best erotic art I’ve ever drawn.

Or even if that doesn’t float your boat, there’s a couple dozen other filthy stories by oodles of other lady creators, and I’ve gotten to see a bunch of it, and it’s fuckin’ amazing. Several hundred pages of smut. Do you really think you can go wrong with that? What could be the downside? Nothing, that’s what.

Get on this Kickstarter and make sweet love to it. The more money it makes, the more all the artists get paid, because Spike is a great person who knows how to treat her artists.

Rhonda is spending more and more time in a dreamland that may or may not be real fighting monsters and banging ladies. In this month’s Eat Me, she has some nice charcuterie and goes face to face with the mother of all monsters. This is one of my NSFW porno comics on Filthy Figments so don’t read it at work unless you work at a really cool place.

This is the 14th chapter. There are 3 left after this. It’s coming to its epic climax!

florenceofalabia:

I’m back on tour, which means more Comic Stripper pages! Full tour schedule here. I have two mini comics, one of which is brand spanking new, and of course my smutty mermaid graphic novel.
Read more Comic Stripper comic strips

I’m not going to be around much for the next couple weeks, since I’ll be spreading joy to Floridians while trying to figure out how to actually steal sunshine. (Perhaps a review of Len’s discography is in order.)
But I’ll be running tour diary comics on my burlesque tumblr on every day that we have a show! They were drawn a while ago, from a tour we did almost a year ago. I have about 250 pages worth of these comics sketched, and making more all the time.

florenceofalabia:

I’m back on tour, which means more Comic Stripper pages! Full tour schedule here. I have two mini comics, one of which is brand spanking new, and of course my smutty mermaid graphic novel.

Read more Comic Stripper comic strips

I’m not going to be around much for the next couple weeks, since I’ll be spreading joy to Floridians while trying to figure out how to actually steal sunshine. (Perhaps a review of Len’s discography is in order.)

But I’ll be running tour diary comics on my burlesque tumblr on every day that we have a show! They were drawn a while ago, from a tour we did almost a year ago. I have about 250 pages worth of these comics sketched, and making more all the time.

florenceofalabia:

I promise you there’s nothing better you could be doing this weekend than coming to our show called “Ass Tits Brains and Vagina!” We have been working hard on the new show and we’re really proud of it. It’s gotten kind of weird lately. You really haven’t seen anything like this. 3 hours of entertainment for $10? That is a fucking steal.
So many fantastic songs from this live band. You like over the top showtunes? We got showtunes. You like prog rock? We got prog rock. You like disco? We got disco. You like Tom Waits? We got Tom Waits the actual man a song inspired by Tom Waits. You like rap? Mr Happy Pants pretends he knows what he’s doing with a Beastie Boys cover. And more.
Grand Rapids | Ann Arbor

Please come to our show! It’s gonna be good and we wanna kick our new tour off right. It’s worth leaving the house, I promise. We’ll warm you up real good.

florenceofalabia:

I promise you there’s nothing better you could be doing this weekend than coming to our show called “Ass Tits Brains and Vagina!” We have been working hard on the new show and we’re really proud of it. It’s gotten kind of weird lately. You really haven’t seen anything like this. 3 hours of entertainment for $10? That is a fucking steal.

So many fantastic songs from this live band. You like over the top showtunes? We got showtunes. You like prog rock? We got prog rock. You like disco? We got disco. You like Tom Waits? We got Tom Waits the actual man a song inspired by Tom Waits. You like rap? Mr Happy Pants pretends he knows what he’s doing with a Beastie Boys cover. And more.

Grand Rapids | Ann Arbor

Please come to our show! It’s gonna be good and we wanna kick our new tour off right. It’s worth leaving the house, I promise. We’ll warm you up real good.

In today’s Lady Eudora Henley update, the story’s TITular character declares a BDSM triathlon and our heroine is nervous about the competition. Also, I drew some mighty complicated backgrounds and clothing again, and wept. Read it on FilthyFigments.com!

In today’s Lady Eudora Henley update, the story’s TITular character declares a BDSM triathlon and our heroine is nervous about the competition. Also, I drew some mighty complicated backgrounds and clothing again, and wept. Read it on FilthyFigments.com!

This is the weirdest chapter of smut I’ve ever made. In this month’s “Eat Me,” Rhonda comes across some mushroom girls and has a bit of a dream within a dream like some kind of dirty Inception if that movie was set in the 70’s. (Unfortunately, no Joseph Gordon Levitt or Ellen Page.) I had so much fun making this. You can read it here on FilthyFigments.com.

This is the weirdest chapter of smut I’ve ever made. In this month’s “Eat Me,” Rhonda comes across some mushroom girls and has a bit of a dream within a dream like some kind of dirty Inception if that movie was set in the 70’s. (Unfortunately, no Joseph Gordon Levitt or Ellen Page.) I had so much fun making this. You can read it here on FilthyFigments.com.

Super Happy Funtime Burlesque CD & DVD giveaway

Soooooooo many of you have come to my shows over the past year, and I love getting to meet all of you and perform for you. But a lot of you haven’t been able to come, due to location or time or money or whatever. So I’m gonna do the next best thing. We have some very high quality CDs and DVDs of our most recent show, performed at Bell’s in Kalamazoo and recorded professionally. These are really nice, and more or less give you the show you missed out on.

I’ll give away a CD to someone, and a DVD to another person. Both come with a set of handmade pasties! Rules:

  • You must be 18 (due to the nsfw content)
  • You must reblog this
  • Following Super Happy Funtime’s tumblr gets you a second entry
  • Contest period is through November 15th, 2013

It’s still best to see it in person. (We’ll be in Dubuque, Eau Claire, Kzoo, Des Moines, Sioux Falls, Fargo, Indianapolis, and Chicago this coming month! Locations here.) But getting recordings is the next best thing.

This show contains: a magical girl sci fi power ranger spoof, vagina sparks, puppet sex, drug induced hallucinations, a cow, an elephant, a lobster, a shark, two fish, more lesbianism than you can shake a stick at, jizzin’ Jesus, and I think this recording has the JFK assassination skit. And that’s not even all of it.

In short, we are terrible naked people and we hope you like our show.

(Photos via Jacob Weber Photography and Allan Crain. You should totally click those links for more amazing photos.)

florenceofalabia:

superhappyfuntimeburlesque:

Hey look its the first of our videos we shot behind a warehouse with Michael Cook and Seth Thompson!! Everyone asks us, “where can I get a copy of the ‘I Want Vagina’ song?” Well, folks, we’re releasing this video to let you know you can purchase it, and the rest of the album, at our bandcamp site!!!

http://superhappyfuntimeburlesque.bandcamp.com/

This is probably our most-requested song because it is so damn catchy! And it’s a good little preview of what to expect at our shows in October, though I’ve since changed about half of the costume and some of the dance moves to be even better!

Fun fact: this act was inspired by the dirty mermaid comic I wrote. I joined the show and Mr. Happy Pants asked what kind of song I wanted, and I sent him my comics and this happened. He writes really good songs and I spent like 8 hours working on the Bandcamp site so you can download the songs! Including a few where I sing.

It should go without saying that this is NSFW. Wanna see the rest of the show? Here’s the tour schedule.

Please notice the curtains in today’s Lady Eudora update. I spent hours on them for some reason. Because when you’re looking at a picture of two hot women getting it on, but the curtains are dull and lifeless, how could you ever be expected to get in the mood? “Why, she just did a pattern fill on the drapes? RIP libido,” right? Anyway, this series continues to be some of my best and most intricate work.

Please notice the curtains in today’s Lady Eudora update. I spent hours on them for some reason. Because when you’re looking at a picture of two hot women getting it on, but the curtains are dull and lifeless, how could you ever be expected to get in the mood? “Why, she just did a pattern fill on the drapes? RIP libido,” right? Anyway, this series continues to be some of my best and most intricate work.

littlefroggies:

So my rights to my 12-page Smut Peddler story reverted to me after a year, and since so many people say they wanna see some of my porn without a subscription or a big ol’ fee I just decided, instead of printing minis or something, I’d just put it online as a donation reward instead.

Donate however much you want to read it!

You can donate whatever you want. Even like a dollar. That’s all. It’s super easy to read for less than the price of a candy bar
When you donate: to see the comic, please click "Return to Amanda Lafrenais." I wasn’t sure what the interface looked like cuz I can’t donate to myself.
And pictured is the first page. So you can have that page. FOR FREE.
I’M PRACTICALLY GIVIN AWAY PORN, PEOPLE
COME ON DOWN TO CRAZY AMANDA’S PORN EMPORIUM
no refunds

littlefroggies:

So my rights to my 12-page Smut Peddler story reverted to me after a year, and since so many people say they wanna see some of my porn without a subscription or a big ol’ fee I just decided, instead of printing minis or something, I’d just put it online as a donation reward instead.

Donate however much you want to read it!

You can donate whatever you want. Even like a dollar. That’s all. It’s super easy to read for less than the price of a candy bar

When you donate: to see the comic, please click "Return to Amanda Lafrenais." I wasn’t sure what the interface looked like cuz I can’t donate to myself.

And pictured is the first page. So you can have that page. FOR FREE.

I’M PRACTICALLY GIVIN AWAY PORN, PEOPLE

COME ON DOWN TO CRAZY AMANDA’S PORN EMPORIUM

no refunds