megan rosalarian gedris
I know you're not into the whole shipping thing, but are there any friend-ships you would like to see in Homestuck? (For example, I think Calliope and Nepeta being bffsies and doing art trades would be cuuuute)

I’m a big fan of friendships in general, but Homestuck has gotten so big with so many characters, some of which it’s been so long since we’ve seen that I have a hard time being invested in specific characters anymore. I still enjoy reading the comic, but I have the worst memory in the world and can’t keep my moirails and kismesiseses straight.

This is so beautiful to me.

This is so beautiful to me.

Lesbian Pirates From Outer Space Homestucks
I paused legitimate work to make these.

Lesbian Pirates From Outer Space Homestucks

I paused legitimate work to make these.

DAVE: you could be at like a drive in movie making out with each other 
DAVE: all exchanging class rings while giving birth to each others fucking children 
DAVE: and you would still be all coy like IS IT A DATE OR ISNT IT HMMMM WHO CAN REALLY SAY FOR SURE??? 

Hussie understands lesbians like no other writer I’ve seen.

Vriska/Kanaya ship name: Lesbian Pirates from Space

Hahaha oh man!!! That is fantastic!

Burlesquestuck - The Girls

I accidentally made a sexy Kanaya outfit (really, it was completely by accident!) and then I thought of how easy it’d be to make burlesque costumes themed to all the Homestucks. And then all of these happened.

I’d put on a Homestuck themed burlesque, except I can’t think of anywhere to perform it where the audience would understand what I was doing.

mittromneysmagnificentcodpiece:

So hey I never finished this but my friend said it was great and I should post it and I trust her opinion
so
It is a little known fact that, despite her obvious spider-like tendencies and the fact that her lusus is even a spider, Vriska actually has more in common with Shetland ponies than with spiders.

I am the friend who said this was great because it is and I love everything about it.

mittromneysmagnificentcodpiece:

So hey I never finished this but my friend said it was great and I should post it and I trust her opinion

so

It is a little known fact that, despite her obvious spider-like tendencies and the fact that her lusus is even a spider, Vriska actually has more in common with Shetland ponies than with spiders.

I am the friend who said this was great because it is and I love everything about it.

embarrassedabouthomestuck:

chazzerpansfw:

anon requested Cougar Cotton Candy so natch i was helpless to resist

oh my god

this is

fucking perfect

Old lady sexytimes are fantastic.

Sxey biptches.

I was gonna add some cake to the scene, but that was just too filthy, even for me.

Is it weird that drawing this was literally the reason I got out of bed today?

jetbunny:

molly jeston and i are all sitting here discussing quantum homestuck mechanics, in that if you can think of a homestuck AU, it automatically exists. now i’m sitting here trying to think of homestuck AUs that really don’t exist. except i’m not going to verify any of them.

jowlstuck. every character is wilford brimley.
juggalostuck. every character is gamzee.
realestateagentstuck.
swinginseniorbikersstuck.
2000ralphnaderelectioncampaignteamstuck

I lost my shit at “jowlstuck”