Introducing The TamPen (TM), from the makers of The Snoral (TM)!
I am so good at inventions.
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We’ve had lots of folks try out our Snoral(TM), and many of them keep telling us “This product is the best thing ever, and I would felate a goat just to get my hands on one.” Well, luckily you only need 3 easy payments of $19.95! But they continue on to say “But what about my feet? My feet get so cold. So… so cold.”
Well, don’t tell anyone, but we’ve been authorized to release this super special offer:
The Snoral(TM) is a thing I made up, but I think it should totally be real. Sure, I could just make some kind of fleece poncho, but a Snuggie is basically a robe turned backwards, and look how that turned out for them.
(Bonus: Order now and get a free gift!)
