megan rosalarian gedris

So, if my Patreon gets up to $1500, I debut a second regular webcomic. I’ve been working on these characters since 2011, and I’ve finally figured out enough of this story to actually work on it as a comic (instead of the novel I got 50,000 words into before I decided it’d work better as a comic). I’ve also more or less figured out how I want to draw everybody.

The story is about Anna, a fortune teller with the Samson Brothers Circus, trying to figure out who murdered her knife-throwing twin sister, Kat, whose ghost is restless. Soon after the murder, other members of the circus, all of whom are suspects, begin developing strange mutations, which ringmaster and circus owner Jebediah Tetanus is all too happy about. It takes place in a loose version of post Civil War America as the circus train traverses the country. It’s not steampunk, though there are some anachronisms. (No goggles and no airships, gears on trains not hats.) It’ll be for an audience of teen and up, mostly for violence. It is a supernatural murder mystery, after all.

I just hit 20,000 followers. If 8% of you gave me $1, the goal would be met and you would get to read this series. That’s entirely do-able. So consider checking out my Patreon!

Short shorts and tiny tops are not an invitation for your commentary. The temperature is higher than my patience.

Short shorts and tiny tops are not an invitation for your commentary. The temperature is higher than my patience.

Reminder that I’ve got two stories in the upcoming Monster Anthology: Demon Edition, which is a bit over $5k away from reaching its goal. They’re cool stories. I’d love to share them with you. It’s gonna be super cool.

For those of you who haven’t been able to make it to my shows to buy my mini comics, great news. They’re now in my online store! See what really goes on in a traveling burlesque show. (Spoiler alert: so. many. smells.)

You can’t trust a uterus in today’s Meaty Yogurt. Read it from the beginning here.

You can’t trust a uterus in today’s Meaty Yogurt. Read it from the beginning here.

Front covers for the YU+ME omnibus collection are done! I’m incredibly happy with them, all kinds of symbolism, all telling a thousand words, oh yeah.

If you didn’t already order them through the kickstarter, and want to get them, sign up to be notified when they go on sale! People on this list will get a 3 day head start to order these books, head start on the few remaining t-shirts, $5 off the books, and a head start to order Meaty Yogurt book 1 before the rest of the public. So many benefits!

Right now, there are just about the same number of people on the list as there are extra books, so it’s possible they’ll sell out before they go to the general public. It’s a very good idea to sign up for this list. I’m only using it to notify people when the books are on sale.

Well, this grindstone still requires my nose, so I’d best get back to it.

Boy how time flies in today’s Meaty Yogurt. Read it from the beginning.

Boy how time flies in today’s Meaty Yogurt. Read it from the beginning.

Today’s Meaty Yogurt is a barforama. Read it from the beginning.
Tom is the biggest dork in today’s Meaty Yogurt. Technically, he’s also the worst she’s had. Read from the beginning.

Tom is the biggest dork in today’s Meaty Yogurt. Technically, he’s also the worst she’s had. Read from the beginning.

I’ve got a lot of new followers recently, and also I’m going away for a couple weeks, so now seemed like a good time to remind everyone of what I do and what they can read of mine until I return.

So, I draw a lot of comics. I have a few thousand pages out there.

YU+ME starts out as a schoolgirl romance story and then turns into a surreal adventure story with monsters. This is a complete story at 847 pages, and the book version that is coming out soon will have almost 100 extra pages in it.

Meaty Yogurt is a story about a small town with a curse: anyone born there, will die there, and nothing very interesting will happen in the meantime. Jackie attempts to break the curse and live a more interesting life. This is an ongoing story currently up to around 180-some pages. It can be a bit NSFW.

I have several porno comics on Filthy Figments. There’s Darlin’ It’s Betta Down Where It’s Wetta, a story about a mermaid who wants a vagina, and the human girl she falls for, which is completed, around 150 pages. My ongoing smut comics are: The Lady Eudora Henley, an Edwardian BDSM illustrated story and Eat Me, a drug-induced hallucination about food people. I also have a story in Smut Peddler, and the kickstarter is still ongoing.

I have a bunch of comics on tumblr that are the reason many of you are here. This is where I reblog stuff that makes me laugh. I have a store, I also sell fabric.

I am in a burlesque troupe called Super Happy Funtime Burlesque. We tour around the United States several months of the year. My tour schedule is here. I go by Florence of Alabia and I have a burlesque tumblr. I draw diary comics while on the road and collect them under the title Comic Stripper. Everything in this paragraph is NSFW.

Here’s my twitter. Here’s my instagram. Both of these are a great way to see what life is like on the road.

So, that should hopefully be enough for new readers to pour through while I’m off on another adventure. See you all in a couple weeks!