Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.
The girls go to a land of Indian food and fight a ghost chili in this month’s Eat Me. NSFW. Some pretty cool paintings in this one. And I gotta say, the other Filthy Figments stories going on right now are GORGEOUS. I’m so proud to be displayed next to these babes.
I worked on I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates From Outer Space!!! for 7 years, and now it’s done. And with the end of such a thing, there comes the introspection, the retrospection, and all other kinds of ‘spections. In this case, taking a look back to see just how far the art advanced in that time. I was so proud of the first page when I made it, and while I’m not ashamed of it now, I’ve certainly come a long long long way! So even if your art is shaky now, or at least not looking how you pictured it in your head, remember that with practice, you get better every day. Realize artistic talent is a learned skill that gets better with time. And then USE EVERY FIBER OF WILLPOWER TO NOT GO BACK AND REDRAW THE WHOLE FIRST HALF OF THE STORY!!!
The last page of I Was Kidnapped by Lesbian Pirates From Outer Space is up. Which means if you like to read whole stories all in one go, this is now a completed comic of a bit over 400 pages that you can probably read in a day if you’re determined. It is a campy satire of a lot of things ranging from golden age comics, bad sci-fi shows, cheesy lesbian romance novels, ancient Greek mythology, musicals, and a bunch of other stuff that I love. I hope you love(d) it, too.
I’m responding to reader feedback in the comments section, clarifying any burning questions you may have.
Also, starting January 25th, I’ll be running the side story Crazy For Her right here on this site. It tells the tale of what happened to Ursula on Earth after Susie was kidnapped. It’s prose with lots of illustrations, in the style of a pulp noir detective story. Its themes are a bit more mature than the comic, but no swears or nudity, just more sex and violence. There will be an update every Monday through Friday for several weeks.
Someone dies in today’s Lesbian Pirates From Outer Space, fulfilling the promise on the cover of this issue.
New chapter of Eat me is available on Filthy Figments. The poorly timed XXX-Mas special. Very very very NSFW.
An old friend appears in today’s Lesbian Pirates From Outer Space. Though you might not recognize him without his red shirt.
The pirates’ new ship. I wish I’d had this design the whole time. I wish I’d designed this at any point sooner than the 4th from the last page ever. Also, there is a short piece underneath the comic that’s worth a read, I think. Too sad for the tone of the comic itself, but it’s between the lines.

















