megan rosalarian gedris

florenceofalabia:

Super Happy Funtime Burlesque’s Fuck You in the Face Tour wsg Jeez Loueez

We’re excited to get back on the tour bus. It’s always worth the risk of dying in the desert where our bones will not be found for 80 years. We want to fuck you all in your faces and you will take it and ask for more.

Oct 24 
Bell’s Eccentric Cafe
Kalamazoo

Oct 25
Donnie’s Homespun
Decatur IL

Oct 26
Crack Fox
St Louis

Oct 27 
Pitters
Cape Girardeau, MO

Oct 28
Stickyz
Little Rock, AR

Oct 29
Silver Dollar
Texarkana, AR

Oct 30
Andy’s Bar
Denton, TX

Oct 31
Bash Riprock’s
Lubbock, TX

Nov 1
Spiderhouse Ballroom
Austin, TX

Nov 8
Blind Pig
Ann Arbor

Nov 9
Avenue Cafe
Lansing

This is where I’ll be! Come see us and bring friends!

Two performances of ArtPrize the Musical down, 4 more to go. Get your butt to Grand Rapids, look at some art, then go to The Pyramid Scheme Friday and Saturday night for this musical. Two shows per night.

  • 8pm shows are free (but we appreciate donations; support the arts!)
  • 10pm shows are $10 and include an extra hour of brand new burlesque entertainment.

Get tickets here. Then come watch me in one of my strangest roles yet.

Hey! I'm going to a New Members meeting of a local DC burlesque troop this week, mostly because it scares me and I feel like it'll do good things for my self esteem. Any tips for people just getting into it/advice on choosing a good name?

Remember that you’re doing this to have fun. Focus on that. It’s not scary, it’s thrilling, like a roller coaster. You might feel a bit sick, but you’re not gonna die, and you’ll get to do all kinds of amazing cool things. Don’t compare yourself to people who’ve been doing it for a long time. Be prepared. Plan an act, but be willing to listen to critique for how it could be better. Eat proper meals; you’ll need lots of energy. Don’t be afraid to look foolish. Don’t be afraid to look ugly. But mostly, have fun.

You’re not gonna gain self esteem from doing burlesque. That only comes from within. Burlesque girls aren’t confident because they’re doing burlesque. They’re doing burlesque because they’re confident. Which isn’t to say you have to be fully confident when you start out, but know that this self esteem is gonna be found in those introspective moments by yourself more than onstage.

As far as a name goes, be unique. I’ve met so many Bellas and Kittys and Scarlettes and La Rues and St Cyrs and Aphrodites that I truly cannot keep them all straight. Think of a name that describes YOU, not some vague idea of a 1930’s French woman. Check the Burlesquepedia to see how many people share your taste in names. Google it to see if it’s taken. Check tumblr, even. If you want to go anywhere with this as a longterm thing, fans need to be able to find you and remember you. (And girl, while we’re on the subject, you need a new tumblr name. I always get you confused with Jennie Breeden’s comic.)

So, good luck! May you go as far as your rhinestoned heels can take you! <3

florenceofalabia:

I’m debuting a new issue of Comic Stripper at the Michigan Burlesque Festival on September 19th/20th in Detroit, where I’m also performing. It’s all about my experience at last year’s MBF, including events leading up to it. I’ll also have a whole bunch of other goodies. $15 for each day, or $25 gets you a weekend pass. Dozens of performers from around the country. Come check it out!

I&#8217;ve made so many comics about my fucking body hair.

florenceofalabia:

I’m debuting a new issue of Comic Stripper at the Michigan Burlesque Festival on September 19th/20th in Detroit, where I’m also performing. It’s all about my experience at last year’s MBF, including events leading up to it. I’ll also have a whole bunch of other goodies. $15 for each day, or $25 gets you a weekend pass. Dozens of performers from around the country. Come check it out!

I’ve made so many comics about my fucking body hair.

I’ve had this shirt idea in my head for a while, and with the Michigan Burlesque Festival coming up, I thought now would be a good time to finally make it. If you want one, preorder it now! Order it by Thursday the 28th and it’ll be cheaper, because you’ll be doing me a favor by helping me estimate how many I need of each size. They’ll ship in September.

galadelicious:

Still looking for advertisers and sponsorship! Here is a show description: “Pick a Card” is a burlesque variety show and multimedia experience. Our performers will share with you the myth and magic of Tarot, using various art forms to weave a multifaceted spectacle of fortune, titillation, and curiosity! This production, slated to be held Saturday, September 27th, 2014, at the beautiful Michigan Theater in downtown Ann Arbor, MI, is a collaborative effort led by Gala Delicious of The Tickled Fancy Burlesque Co., and featuring the illustrious talents of 2010 Queen of Burlesque, Roxi D’Lite of Windsor, Ontario, Chicago burlesque powerhouses Lilly Rascal, Dahlia Fatale, Red Rum and Cruel Valentine, as well as Toronto’s own Nerd Girl Burlesque, Michigan phenomenons Luna Legare, Annie Thing, Dolly Dagger, and many more!

Send and email to pickacardburlesque@gmail.com if you are interested!

photo of Roxi D’Lite wearing her signature RED Burlesque Lipstick by Roxi D’Lite Photography                                                                                                      photo of Cruel Valentine by Anthropix                                                                       photo of Red Rum by Jason Brown Photography

My awesome friends are putting on this show and there’s only a couple hours left! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/851629756/pick-a-card-a-burlesque-exploration-of-tarot

This is Super Happy Funtime Burlesque’s first ever studio album, Wet. Unlike the live albums, you can hear every word in crystal clarity and the band is properly mixed. It has songs about food, Santa, necrophilia, penises, diet Pepsi, gay rock stars and more. It’s no secret that I’ve been a fan of this band long before I joined the show. These are some very fun and catchy songs.

The album’s release is well-timed, because the suspension on our tour bus decided to fall apart while we were on tour. We fixed it with duct tape and bungee cords so we could get home, but basically, we can’t go on any tours again until it’s fixed. And I love touring, and meeting so many of you, and doing shows for all you grand people across the country.

So, we need to sell just 100 copies of this to fix the bus. This album, which you were totally going to buy anyway because it’s awesome. Why not buy it now rather than later. You can listen to the album here on bandcamp and also purchase it digitally. You can also buy a physical CD here. Oh, you guys are gonna love it.

For those of you who haven’t been able to make it to my shows to buy my mini comics, great news. They’re now in my online store! See what really goes on in a traveling burlesque show. (Spoiler alert: so. many. smells.)

florenceofalabia:

helenoftronna:

Winter is finally loosing its icy grip, which means it’s time to heat things up with one of Toronto’s best March traditions.  Come celebrate the turning of the seasons as well as the best ass east of the Don River.
Helen of Tronna may be a new name, but you can expect the same kind of saucy antics at this birthday show that you’ve come to love over the past five years.  Join us Sunday, 16th of March at the Lula Lounge (1585 Dundas W, just west of Dufferin) for a night of bands, bells, booze and burlesque!
Featuring burlesque performances from:Loretta Jean (Nerd Girl Burlesque)Delicia Pastiche (Nerd Girl Burlesque)Bianca Boom Boom
With the Canadian debut ofFlorence of A’Labia (Super Happy Funtime Burlesque)Gala Delicious (Tickled Fancy Burlesque)
Plus feats of mentalism from Mysterion the Mind-Reader
Musical guestsHigh Heels Lo FiPavlov’s Dogs Handbell Ensemble
Hosted by yours truly!
Tickets are $20 at the door, or $15 in advance at Brown Paper Tickets.  And, because I love ya so much, Tumblr, you can get an extra $3 off advance tickets by using the passcode “MITTENS” (in honour of our guests from that place what looks like a mitten).
Doors open at 8, and we’ll be kicking things off at 9.  Come buy me a drink and see what happens!
*Photo by Photolena

You guys!!! Look where I’m gonna be very soon! Toronto people, please come see us. And then I can be know as an international burlesque star.

I won&#8217;t be at TCAF this year, but Toronto fans can come see me do burlesque on the 16th of this month. I&#8217;ll bring some comics along.

florenceofalabia:

helenoftronna:

Winter is finally loosing its icy grip, which means it’s time to heat things up with one of Toronto’s best March traditions.  Come celebrate the turning of the seasons as well as the best ass east of the Don River.

Helen of Tronna may be a new name, but you can expect the same kind of saucy antics at this birthday show that you’ve come to love over the past five years.  Join us Sunday, 16th of March at the Lula Lounge (1585 Dundas W, just west of Dufferin) for a night of bands, bells, booze and burlesque!

Featuring burlesque performances from:
Loretta Jean (Nerd Girl Burlesque)
Delicia Pastiche (Nerd Girl Burlesque)
Bianca Boom Boom

With the Canadian debut of
Florence of A’Labia (Super Happy Funtime Burlesque)
Gala Delicious (Tickled Fancy Burlesque)

Plus feats of mentalism from Mysterion the Mind-Reader

Musical guests
High Heels Lo Fi
Pavlov’s Dogs Handbell Ensemble

Hosted by yours truly!

Tickets are $20 at the door, or $15 in advance at Brown Paper Tickets.  And, because I love ya so much, Tumblr, you can get an extra $3 off advance tickets by using the passcode “MITTENS” (in honour of our guests from that place what looks like a mitten).

Doors open at 8, and we’ll be kicking things off at 9.  Come buy me a drink and see what happens!

*Photo by Photolena

You guys!!! Look where I’m gonna be very soon! Toronto people, please come see us. And then I can be know as an international burlesque star.

I won’t be at TCAF this year, but Toronto fans can come see me do burlesque on the 16th of this month. I’ll bring some comics along.

Feminism is having a wardrobe malfunction.

Does your brand of feminism remove barriers for women, or simply move them around? Does is expand options for women, or does it just shift them? You don’t liberate women by forcing them to choose option B instead of option A. What is comfortable for you might not be comfortable for someone else, and it’s entirely possible that what you see as oppressive, other women find comfortable or even downright liberating.

Before you think the girl in the middle is a strawman, let me tell you I used to be her, back in my misguided youth. I considered myself the standard to which other people should adhere. But that was stupid. It’s not up to me to tell people how to dress, and it’s much nicer to let everyone choose for themselves.

Some women would feel naked without a veil. Some women would find it restrictive. Some women would feel restricted by a bra. Some women would feel naked without one. Some women would feel restricted by a tight corset. Others love them. Some wear lots of clothes with a corset. Some only wear the corset and nothing else. What makes any article of clothing oppressive is someone forcing you to wear it. And it’s just as oppressive to force someone not to wear something that they want to wear.