megan rosalarian gedris
How do you know Blobmaid is sad? Maybe she's just got one of those naturally melancholy faces. Maybe she gets really pissed when she's just swimming down the street minding her own business and some jerkoff merman says "Hey, why don't you smile?" But she's not sad; she spends her days making wicked rad Joseph Cornell-inspired shadowbox art, collects vintage cowboy boots, and makes a mean Thai curry.

Dude, that would actually be awesome.