I’ve had this shirt idea in my head for a while, and with the Michigan Burlesque Festival coming up, I thought now would be a good time to finally make it. If you want one, preorder it now! Order it by Thursday the 28th and it’ll be cheaper, because you’ll be doing me a favor by helping me estimate how many I need of each size. They’ll ship in September.
Still looking for advertisers and sponsorship! Here is a show description: “Pick a Card” is a burlesque variety show and multimedia experience. Our performers will share with you the myth and magic of Tarot, using various art forms to weave a multifaceted spectacle of fortune, titillation, and curiosity! This production, slated to be held Saturday, September 27th, 2014, at the beautiful Michigan Theater in downtown Ann Arbor, MI, is a collaborative effort led by Gala Delicious of The Tickled Fancy Burlesque Co., and featuring the illustrious talents of 2010 Queen of Burlesque, Roxi D’Lite of Windsor, Ontario, Chicago burlesque powerhouses Lilly Rascal, Dahlia Fatale, Red Rum and Cruel Valentine, as well as Toronto’s own Nerd Girl Burlesque, Michigan phenomenons Luna Legare, Annie Thing, Dolly Dagger, and many more!
Send and email to firstname.lastname@example.org if you are interested!
photo of Roxi D’Lite wearing her signature RED Burlesque Lipstick by Roxi D’Lite Photography photo of Cruel Valentine by Anthropix photo of Red Rum by Jason Brown Photography
My awesome friends are putting on this show and there’s only a couple hours left! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/851629756/pick-a-card-a-burlesque-exploration-of-tarot
This is Super Happy Funtime Burlesque’s first ever studio album, Wet. Unlike the live albums, you can hear every word in crystal clarity and the band is properly mixed. It has songs about food, Santa, necrophilia, penises, diet Pepsi, gay rock stars and more. It’s no secret that I’ve been a fan of this band long before I joined the show. These are some very fun and catchy songs.
The album’s release is well-timed, because the suspension on our tour bus decided to fall apart while we were on tour. We fixed it with duct tape and bungee cords so we could get home, but basically, we can’t go on any tours again until it’s fixed. And I love touring, and meeting so many of you, and doing shows for all you grand people across the country.
So, we need to sell just 100 copies of this to fix the bus. This album, which you were totally going to buy anyway because it’s awesome. Why not buy it now rather than later. You can listen to the album here on bandcamp and also purchase it digitally. You can also buy a physical CD here. Oh, you guys are gonna love it.
For those of you who haven’t been able to make it to my shows to buy my mini comics, great news. They’re now in my online store! See what really goes on in a traveling burlesque show. (Spoiler alert: so. many. smells.)
Winter is finally loosing its icy grip, which means it’s time to heat things up with one of Toronto’s best March traditions. Come celebrate the turning of the seasons as well as the best ass east of the Don River.
Helen of Tronna may be a new name, but you can expect the same kind of saucy antics at this birthday show that you’ve come to love over the past five years. Join us Sunday, 16th of March at the Lula Lounge (1585 Dundas W, just west of Dufferin) for a night of bands, bells, booze and burlesque!
Plus feats of mentalism from Mysterion the Mind-Reader
High Heels Lo Fi
Pavlov’s Dogs Handbell Ensemble
Hosted by yours truly!
Tickets are $20 at the door, or $15 in advance at Brown Paper Tickets. And, because I love ya so much, Tumblr, you can get an extra $3 off advance tickets by using the passcode “MITTENS” (in honour of our guests from that place what looks like a mitten).
Doors open at 8, and we’ll be kicking things off at 9. Come buy me a drink and see what happens!
*Photo by Photolena
You guys!!! Look where I’m gonna be very soon! Toronto people, please come see us. And then I can be know as an international burlesque star.
I won’t be at TCAF this year, but Toronto fans can come see me do burlesque on the 16th of this month. I’ll bring some comics along.
Feminism is having a wardrobe malfunction.
Does your brand of feminism remove barriers for women, or simply move them around? Does is expand options for women, or does it just shift them? You don’t liberate women by forcing them to choose option B instead of option A. What is comfortable for you might not be comfortable for someone else, and it’s entirely possible that what you see as oppressive, other women find comfortable or even downright liberating.
Before you think the girl in the middle is a strawman, let me tell you I used to be her, back in my misguided youth. I considered myself the standard to which other people should adhere. But that was stupid. It’s not up to me to tell people how to dress, and it’s much nicer to let everyone choose for themselves.
Some women would feel naked without a veil. Some women would find it restrictive. Some women would feel restricted by a bra. Some women would feel naked without one. Some women would feel restricted by a tight corset. Others love them. Some wear lots of clothes with a corset. Some only wear the corset and nothing else. What makes any article of clothing oppressive is someone forcing you to wear it. And it’s just as oppressive to force someone not to wear something that they want to wear.
I’m back on tour, which means more Comic Stripper pages! Full tour schedule here. I have two mini comics, one of which is brand spanking new, and of course my smutty mermaid graphic novel.
I’m not going to be around much for the next couple weeks, since I’ll be spreading joy to Floridians while trying to figure out how to actually steal sunshine. (Perhaps a review of Len’s discography is in order.)
But I’ll be running tour diary comics on my burlesque tumblr on every day that we have a show! They were drawn a while ago, from a tour we did almost a year ago. I have about 250 pages worth of these comics sketched, and making more all the time.
I promise you there’s nothing better you could be doing this weekend than coming to our show called “Ass Tits Brains and Vagina!” We have been working hard on the new show and we’re really proud of it. It’s gotten kind of weird lately. You really haven’t seen anything like this. 3 hours of entertainment for $10? That is a fucking steal.
So many fantastic songs from this live band. You like over the top showtunes? We got showtunes. You like prog rock? We got prog rock. You like disco? We got disco. You like Tom Waits? We got
Tom Waits the actual mana song inspired by Tom Waits. You like rap? Mr Happy Pants pretends he knows what he’s doing with a Beastie Boys cover. And more.
Please come to our show! It’s gonna be good and we wanna kick our new tour off right. It’s worth leaving the house, I promise. We’ll warm you up real good.
This February, I’m putting the Flo in Florida as the Super Happy Funliner 1000 makes a trek out of Michigan for sunnier skies! We’ve never been to Florida before, so spread the word and tell your friends. It’s part burlesque, part rock show, part musical theatre, part circus. You will be entertained!
Ann Arbor, MI
1904 Music Hall
St Petersburg, FL
Cafe Da Vinci
Heads up to Florida, Tennessee, and Chicago people! I’m gonna be all over the place. Come to my shows.
Super Happy Funtime Burlesque CD & DVD giveaway
Soooooooo many of you have come to my shows over the past year, and I love getting to meet all of you and perform for you. But a lot of you haven’t been able to come, due to location or time or money or whatever. So I’m gonna do the next best thing. We have some very high quality CDs and DVDs of our most recent show, performed at Bell’s in Kalamazoo and recorded professionally. These are really nice, and more or less give you the show you missed out on.
I’ll give away a CD to someone, and a DVD to another person. Both come with a set of handmade pasties! Rules:
- You must be 18 (due to the nsfw content)
- You must reblog this
- Following Super Happy Funtime’s tumblr gets you a second entry
- Contest period is through November 15th, 2013
It’s still best to see it in person. (We’ll be in Dubuque, Eau Claire, Kzoo, Des Moines, Sioux Falls, Fargo, Indianapolis, and Chicago this coming month! Locations here.) But getting recordings is the next best thing.
This show contains: a magical girl sci fi power ranger spoof, vagina sparks, puppet sex, drug induced hallucinations, a cow, an elephant, a lobster, a shark, two fish, more lesbianism than you can shake a stick at, jizzin’ Jesus, and I think this recording has the JFK assassination skit. And that’s not even all of it.
In short, we are terrible naked people and we hope you like our show.