Drunk Urinating Batgirl, where are you?
Us: A group of 20-somethings on our way into the opera house. We wore floor length dresses and suits.
You: I don’t know if you were legally allowed to drink, but you went ahead and did it anyway, in spades. You were dressed as “slutty Batgirl”. Standing in front of the all-glass wall of the opera house, you squatted and urinated right there on the sidewalk. The part where you yelled at passersby as if we were the strange ones intruding on your privacy was a nice touch. We could only conclude that you are a special lady, truly one of a kind.
This really happened. Halloween is an interesting time. I hope she responds to my Craigslist post. Otherwise all we have left is this photo.
In other news, Missed Connections is filled with very creepy people. “We made eye contact for 1.4 seconds in a bar 12 years ago. I don’t remember the name of the bar. I think we’re soulmates.”
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October/31/2011
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