megan rosalarian gedris
What are your favorite erotic fanfiction wtf weirdo tropes? We are working on a... project. Tumblr, if anyone knows about the craziest parts of fanfiction, it's you. Your adult babies, your furries, your twincest mpregs. You are an unending fountain of rainbow colored sex fluids and I love you for it, love from afar, while wearing a rain poncho.

florenceofalabia:

Super Happy Funtime Burlesque’s Fuck You in the Face Tour wsg Jeez Loueez

We’re excited to get back on the tour bus. It’s always worth the risk of dying in the desert where our bones will not be found for 80 years. We want to fuck you all in your faces and you will take it and ask for more.

Oct 24 
Bell’s Eccentric Cafe
Kalamazoo

Oct 25
Donnie’s Homespun
Decatur IL

Oct 26
Crack Fox
St Louis

Oct 27 
Pitters
Cape Girardeau, MO

Oct 28
Stickyz
Little Rock, AR

Oct 29
Silver Dollar
Texarkana, AR

Oct 30
Andy’s Bar
Denton, TX

Oct 31
Bash Riprock’s
Lubbock, TX

Nov 1
Spiderhouse Ballroom
Austin, TX

Nov 8
Blind Pig
Ann Arbor

Nov 9
Avenue Cafe
Lansing

This is where I’ll be! Come see us and bring friends!

kimchicuddles:

Not that being poly ensures a drama-free life EITHER, but it’s nice to know your options instead of unnecessarily ending beautiful relationships

I know most people tend to lean monogamous and for them, they do have to choose because they don’t have whatever lets them be with more than one person (this life ain’t for everybody), but for myself watching movies, I no longer relate to “The One” kind of tropes, which seem to be in every movie ever.

kimchicuddles:

Not that being poly ensures a drama-free life EITHER, but it’s nice to know your options instead of unnecessarily ending beautiful relationships

I know most people tend to lean monogamous and for them, they do have to choose because they don’t have whatever lets them be with more than one person (this life ain’t for everybody), but for myself watching movies, I no longer relate to “The One” kind of tropes, which seem to be in every movie ever.

I brought in my Yu+me omnibus to the nerd kids I work with and I had to make a list of people who want to borrow it. It's single handedly stopping production. I hope you're happy with yourself.

Very slowly and inefficiently taking over the world this way. If I extrapolate, I’ll be queen of the world in 2,392 years so long as the population stays stable.

I had a Sad Day this weekend so I hung out in my comforter all day and read the books. The story was as great as I remembered and I'd forgotten just enough to be TOTALLY SURPRISED when things happened. Awesome job <3

What’s funny is, I wrote the story, but I have such a bad memory that I get surprised by things when I read my own books. This is why I keep extensive notes while I write. Anyway, I’m glad I could cheer you up! <3

Do those mermaid shirts run big/small?

Small. There’s a size chart on the order page.

freyawest:

Dressing for the weather in my new @rosalarian “Save a seahorse - ride a mermaid” tank with my @blackmilkclothing #bmjuicyfruitmintyfreshcatsuit

It looks great! Thanks for showing it off. :)
I still have a bunch.

freyawest:

Dressing for the weather in my new @rosalarian “Save a seahorse - ride a mermaid” tank with my @blackmilkclothing #bmjuicyfruitmintyfreshcatsuit

It looks great! Thanks for showing it off. :)

I still have a bunch.

my books and shirt came today! I love them both, very much. I can't wait to wear my shirt out and about and see if anyone recognizes it. I'm also really surprised at how nice this paper is. It's amazing, and I love it.

Yeah, it’s some high quality paper, all glossy and such. It’s the best printing I’ve ever done!

Wow I enjoyed this so very much.

I like how the first comment on today&#8217;s page is &#8220;I can see why she was pulled into a cult now&#8221;
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I like how the first comment on today’s page is “I can see why she was pulled into a cult now”

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