how to kiss
conversationparade: [step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing [step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length [step 3] move in for the kill
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fuckyeahcheeseandshoes: Totally bought these shoes. Also, Strap On Sweetie has a coupon code for 10% off that legit works because I just used it: “highheels10” So if you’re itching for some shoes… 1: Reminder that I run a blog called “Fuck Yeah Cheese and Shoes” and I do update it sometimes when I find some good cheese or shoes to post about. 2: I get to wear these shoes soon!!!
bassoonerthebetter asked: You're a bassoonist too?! :D
10 years of obsessive, daily comics drawing: zero wrist injuries 2 weeks of obsessive, daily sewing: why is my wrist full of bees? Luckily, LPFOS has a pretty good buffer.
therobotmonster asked: You might know this. I'm looking for art reference for some 1950s-inspired character designs. Do you know of any good online resources for 1950s fashion/hairstyles? Do you use any period reference for Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space given its retro styling?
My mom has started making merkins.
We compared merkin-making notes today. I feel like we should team up and make an erotic Etsy store and we’ll never have to work again.
True story: years ago, I was writing a screenplay with a friend about Abe Lincoln fighting vampires when they announced the Abe Lincoln: Vampire Hunter movie that is coming out soon. I was bitter for a while, but decided the idea is just so rocktastic that I’m just glad SOMEBODY made it and instead I will write a movie about Benjamin Franklinstein.
mymilkweed replied to your post: Right now, the debate in my head is whether to sew… If you do make it I’d love to see progress updates! I’m shipping my sewing machine to my new place from my parent’s house next month, otherwise I’d rally to be your loli dress sewin’ buddy Good idea! I think the loli dress and the accompanying corset are ripe for tutorializing.
moniquill: rosalarian: Right now, the debate in my head is whether to sew a pink lolita dress for this burlesque or just buy one. I can’t make everything. But I want to. If you have the time, equipment, money for materials, skills, desire and impetus, always sew. DIY ethic ftw, and anything that kills the Cult of Brand is awesome. That is so very true. Though it sometimes ends up being...
Right now, the debate in my head is whether to sew a pink lolita dress for this burlesque or just buy one. I can’t make everything. But I want to.
havecrayonswilltravel: rosalarian: jetbunny: i’m just gonna make megan a bumper sticker that says “DON’T MIND THE INCEST!” In response to me asking what are some good songs about dads that I can do a striptease to. Which reminds me. Hey, tumblr, what are some good songs about dads that I can do a striptease to? Off the top of my head, “My Heart Belongs to Daddy” as written by Cole...
a wonderwoman/hawkgirl fanfiction
dwaynetherockjohnson: “You know,” Wonder Woman said, boosting herself up on the table and sitting upon it, crossing one leg over the other, “I like birds. I used to have an eagle on my costume…” “An eagle isn’t a hawk,” Hawkgirl snapped. “Oh,” said Wonder Woman. There was an uncomfortable silence. Wonder Woman decided to go to another room.
saladspork asked: A month or so ago my best friend and I got drunk. When I got on Tumblr the next day I found you on my dashboard and was highly confused. Neither of us remember how you got there, but I've been enjoying it.
I just got an email asking if I’d like to pay $50 to put my work in a publication and I’m so glad that I’ve gained the skills and knowledge to know that publications should be paying me to include my stuff. Remember, everybody, publishers pay YOU, not the other way around. You don’t need “exposure” like that.